Mersings.

Uh so, I’m going to shoot stuff everywhere.

That’s what she said.

passiveaggressivenotes.com is pretty sweet. Rocket pubes made me lol.

Right now my fingers smell like gyro. DAS GUT.

I think I went slightly insane during my walk back from interviewing people tonight…Some of the thoughts that popped into my head below.

-Pizza by Carmello Anthony. Is it a perfume or a restaurant?

-HI YOU’RE BILLY MAYES!

-I think dress shoes were invented by the larger business hivemind as yet another way to weed out weak businessmen.  Seriously, these things fucking kill my ankles. Why don’t you just install saw blades into the sides so you can finish the job, Jack Welch? You’ve already squeezed out my mind grapes.

I saw this when I went to the front page. I don’t know why, but this woman next to the picture of a recipe for allegedly “Chinese” pancakes makes me think she’s a twat. Closet or not. I didn’t bother to read it, so I may be totally wrong, and she’s an upstanding human being. But on the whole, I get kind of annoyed when white people parade around culture like gorillas parade around their genitals.

I never liked parades.